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A teenage girl had been talking on the phone
for about half an hour, and then she hung up.
Wow!," said her father, "That was short.
You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"
"Wrong number," replied the girl.
Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"
One boy answers, "We found a ten dollar bill and decided
to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher,
"When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."
for about half an hour, and then she hung up.
Wow!," said her father, "That was short.
You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"
"Wrong number," replied the girl.
Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"
One boy answers, "We found a ten dollar bill and decided
to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher,
"When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the ten dollars to
the teacher
